MMMiii!

So… Instead of doing my Lesson Plans and studying about the Middle Ages up to the Renaissance… *sigh* It’s really just not so enjoyable. This is what I don’t like with being a teacher. You’re not just at work from 8-5 or whatever your schedule is. You’re still doing work when you’re at home. ~_~

• Procrastination is like masturbation. At first it feels good, but in the end you’re only screwing yourself. ~Author Unknown
• “While I procrastinate in my life, I procrastinate on my death.”
• “I love deadlines. Especially the whooshing sound they make as they pass by.” - Douglas Adams
• The Procrastinator’s Creed:

1. I believe that if anything is worth doing, it would have been done already.
2. I shall never move quickly, except to avoid more work or find excuses.
3. I will never rush into a job without a lifetime of consideration.
4. I shall meet all of my deadlines directly in proportion to the amount of bodily injury I could expect to receive from missing them.
5. I firmly believe that tomorrow holds the possibility for new technologies, astounding discoveries, and a reprieve from my obligations.
6. I truly believe that all deadlines are unreasonable regardless of the amount of time given.
7. I shall never forget that the probability of a miracle, though infinitesimally small, is not exactly zero.
8. If at first I don’t succeed, there is always next year.
9. I shall always decide not to decide, unless of course I decide to change my mind.
10. I shall always begin, start, initiate, take the first step, and/or write the first word, when I get around to it.
11. I obey the law of inverse excuses which demands that the greater the task to be done, the more insignificant the work that must be done prior to beginning the greater task.
12. I know that the work cycle is not plan/start/finish, but is wait/plan/plan.
13. I will never put off until tomorrow, what I can forget about forever.
14. I will become a member of the ancient Order of Two-Headed Turtles (the Procrastinator’s Society) if they ever get it organized.

–source unknown

• Procrastination is the art of keeping up with yesterday. ~Don Marquis
• If it weren’t for the last minute, I wouldn’t get anything done. ~Author Unknown
• Anyone can do any amount of work, provided it isn’t the work he is supposed to be doing at that moment. ~Robert Benchley
• The two rules of procrastination: 1) Do it today. 2) Tomorrow will be today tomorrow. ~Author Unknown
• One of the greatest labor-saving inventions of today is tomorrow. ~Vincent T. Foss
• There’s nothing to match curling up with a good book when there’s a repair job to be done around the house. ~Joe Ryan
• Procrastination is something best put off until tomorrow. ~Gerald Vaughan
• I do my work at the same time each day - the last minute. ~Author Unknown
• Tomorrow is often the busiest day of the week. ~Spanish Proverb
• Never put off until tomorrow what you can do the day after tomorrow. ~Mark Twain
• All delay is helpful, but it does produce wisdom. -Publilius Syrus
• In matrimony, to hesitate is sometimes to be saved. - Samuel Butler
• Time Waits for No One -Toki wo Kakeru Shoujo
• Life, as it is called, is for most of us one long postponement. -Henry Miller

Okay.. Enough. Back to work.

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