MMMiii!

Trinoma brings you…

• development of social skills by asking strangers for directions.
• enhancement of your vocabulary by asking how to get to SM North without actually saying SM North.
• free exercise by walking around and around because the person you asked pointed you to the wrong direction.
• free H-Fever or Malaria or something worse if you’re even luckier.
• improvement of your spatial intelligence by trying to find parking space.
• death by dehydration or lack of hygiene…
• an everywhere-you-go free sauna experience!

That was harsh, I guess. But then, it was really bad. I could understand a tiny little bit because it just opened… but then when The Block opened, the air conditioning was working fine even if it hardly had any shops open.

However, for now, Trinoma does not fall under good malling spots at the moment. give it a month or 10.

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