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Date: May 20th, 2007

Are you trying to lose weight? TRINOMA is the answer!

Trinoma brings you…

  • development of social skills by asking strangers for directions.
  • enhancement of your vocabulary by asking how to get to SM North without actually saying SM North.
  • free exercise by walking around and around because the person you asked pointed you to the wrong direction.
  • free H-Fever or Malaria or something worse if you’re even luckier.
  • improvement of your spatial intelligence by trying to find parking space.
  • death by dehydration or lack of hygiene…
  • an everywhere-you-go free sauna experience!

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